| Season | IP | ERA | WHIP | Hits | Runs | FOs | Ks | DP | DP % | CS | CS % | DBF |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12 | 12.0 | 6.5 | 2.667 | 28 | 13 | 8 | 13 | 0 | 0.0% | 2 | 0.4% | 223.122 |
| Game | Inning | OBC | Pitcher | Pitch | Swing | Diff | Result | RBI | Run | bWPA |
|---|
| Game | Inning | OBC | Batter | Pitch | Swing | Diff | Result | RBI | bWPA |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12.3 vs NYY | B1 0 out(s) | 0 | Donnie Draper | 297 | 67 | 230 | FO | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B1 1 out(s) | 0 | Apple Watch | 873 | 800 | 73 | 1B | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B1 1 out(s) | 1 | PickYrSpot n'Swing | 727 | 100 | 373 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B1 2 out(s) | 1 | BEANS Leschnewski | 468 | 67 | 401 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B2 0 out(s) | 0 | Peter Hadley | 42 | 101 | 59 | 2B | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B2 0 out(s) | 2 | Hunter D. Parker | 361 | 638 | 277 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B2 1 out(s) | 2 | Archie Henderson | 335 | 104 | 231 | FO | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B2 2 out(s) | 2 | Big T | 961 | 678 | 283 | K | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B3 0 out(s) | 0 | Rich Driver | 67 | 740 | 327 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B3 1 out(s) | 0 | Donnie Draper | 740 | 825 | 85 | 1B | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B3 1 out(s) | 1 | Apple Watch | 1 | 200 | 199 | FO | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B3 2 out(s) | 1 | PickYrSpot n'Swing | 932 | 850 | 82 | 1B | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B3 2 out(s) | 5 | BEANS Leschnewski | 932 | 387 | 455 | RGO | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B4 0 out(s) | 0 | Peter Hadley | 666 | 432 | 234 | K | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B4 1 out(s) | 0 | Hunter D. Parker | 142 | 100 | 42 | 2B | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B4 1 out(s) | 2 | Archie Henderson | 806 | 314 | 492 | LGO | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B4 2 out(s) | 2 | Big T | 67 | 67 | 0 | HR | 2 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B4 2 out(s) | 0 | Rich Driver | 456 | 67 | 389 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B5 0 out(s) | 0 | Donnie Draper | 812 | 567 | 245 | K | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B5 1 out(s) | 0 | Apple Watch | 468 | 324 | 144 | 1B | 0 | None |
| 12.3 vs NYY | B5 1 out(s) | 1 | PickYrSpot n'Swing | 456 | 400 | 56 | 2B | 0 | None |
| 12.6 vs TOR | B1 0 out(s) | 0 | Troy Pressing | 413 | 500 | 87 | 1B | 0 | None |
| 12.6 vs TOR | B1 0 out(s) | 1 | Mylo Grams | 319 | 392 | 73 | 1B | 0 | None |
| 12.6 vs TOR | B1 0 out(s) | 4 | Captain Harry C Legs | 420 | 893 | 473 | DP | 0 | None |
| 12.6 vs TOR | B1 2 out(s) | 3 | Sven Jorgenson | 794 | 696 | 98 | 1B | 1 | None |
| 12.6 vs TOR | B1 2 out(s) | 1 | Graham Grams | 117 | 804 | 313 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.6 vs TOR | B2 0 out(s) | 0 | Miroslav | 331 | 315 | 16 | 3B | 0 | None |
| 12.6 vs TOR | B2 0 out(s) | 3 | Rod Kimball | 582 | 668 | 86 | 1B | 1 | None |
| 12.6 vs TOR | B2 0 out(s) | 1 | Mongster Mash | 741 | 625 | 116 | 1B | 0 | None |
| 12.6 vs TOR | B2 0 out(s) | 4 | Scherbie Fully-Loaded | 31 | 111 | 80 | 1B | 0 | None |
| 12.6 vs TOR | B2 0 out(s) | 7 | Troy Pressing | 31 | 290 | 259 | K | 0 | None |
| 12.6 vs TOR | B2 1 out(s) | 7 | Mylo Grams | 471 | 521 | 50 | 2B | 2 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B1 0 out(s) | 0 | Bryce Parker | 417 | 567 | 150 | BB | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B1 0 out(s) | 1 | Tubby Wubby | 81 | 418 | 337 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B1 1 out(s) | 1 | Speed Shark | 350 | 420 | 70 | 1B | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B1 1 out(s) | 4 | Calvin Ball | 951 | 654 | 297 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B1 2 out(s) | 4 | Kiwi Cleveland | 750 | 76 | 326 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B2 0 out(s) | 0 | Osha Wott | 737 | 714 | 23 | 2B | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B2 0 out(s) | 2 | Bobert Hideyoshi | 6 | 1 | 5 | HR | 2 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B2 0 out(s) | 0 | Goose Gordon | 915 | 440 | 475 | LGO | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B2 1 out(s) | 0 | Dayman Nightman | 739 | 225 | 486 | LGO | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B2 2 out(s) | 0 | Bryce Parker | 426 | 377 | 49 | 2B | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B2 2 out(s) | 2 | Tubby Wubby | 327 | 444 | 117 | BB | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B2 2 out(s) | 4 | Speed Shark | 48 | 351 | 303 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B3 0 out(s) | 0 | Calvin Ball | 895 | 650 | 245 | K | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B3 1 out(s) | 0 | Kiwi Cleveland | 17 | 899 | 118 | 1B | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B3 1 out(s) | 1 | Kiwi Cleveland | 738 | 805 | 67 | STEAL 2B | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B3 1 out(s) | 2 | Osha Wott | 269 | 999 | 270 | K | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B3 2 out(s) | 2 | Bobert Hideyoshi | 72 | 401 | 329 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B4 0 out(s) | 0 | Goose Gordon | 842 | 566 | 276 | K | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B4 1 out(s) | 0 | Dayman Nightman | 148 | 263 | 115 | 1B | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B4 1 out(s) | 1 | Dayman Nightman | 796 | 500 | 296 | STEAL 2B | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B4 1 out(s) | 2 | Bryce Parker | 987 | 1 | 14 | 3B | 1 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B4 1 out(s) | 3 | Tubby Wubby | 229 | 911 | 318 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B4 2 out(s) | 3 | Speed Shark | 67 | 277 | 210 | FO | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B5 0 out(s) | 0 | Calvin Ball | 487 | 211 | 276 | K | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B5 1 out(s) | 0 | Kiwi Cleveland | 211 | 398 | 187 | FO | 0 | None |
| 12.9 vs SEA | B5 2 out(s) | 0 | Osha Wott | 771 | 187 | 416 | RGO | 0 | None |
| 12.11 vs CLE | T6 0 out(s) | 7 | Pang Winn | 567 | 216 | 351 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.11 vs CLE | T6 1 out(s) | 7 | Demetrios Ooga | 216 | 922 | 294 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.11 vs CLE | T6 2 out(s) | 7 | Skip Bellew | 610 | 367 | 243 | FO | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T1 0 out(s) | 0 | Cilantro Onataco | 1 | 369 | 368 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T1 1 out(s) | 0 | Peter Nautilus | 913 | 825 | 88 | 1B | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T1 1 out(s) | 1 | Larry Longshot | 507 | 234 | 273 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T1 2 out(s) | 1 | Peter Nautilus | 4 | 135 | 131 | STEAL 2B | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T1 2 out(s) | 2 | Vartan Ichabod Cassidy | 67 | 713 | 354 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T2 0 out(s) | 0 | Randy Mann | 754 | 500 | 254 | K | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T2 1 out(s) | 0 | S. Jay Cutler | 628 | 909 | 281 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T2 2 out(s) | 0 | Nelson Van Halen | 958 | 787 | 171 | FO | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T3 0 out(s) | 0 | Natasha Kanyon | 207 | 69 | 138 | BB | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T3 0 out(s) | 1 | Natasha Kanyon | 67 | 404 | 337 | CS 2B | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T3 1 out(s) | 0 | Martin Van Nostrand | 619 | 311 | 308 | K | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T3 2 out(s) | 0 | Cilantro Onataco | 7 | 477 | 470 | RGO | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T4 0 out(s) | 0 | Peter Nautilus | 173 | 67 | 106 | 1B | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T4 0 out(s) | 1 | Larry Longshot | 803 | 567 | 236 | K | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T4 1 out(s) | 1 | Vartan Ichabod Cassidy | 3 | 555 | 448 | DP | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T5 0 out(s) | 0 | Randy Mann | 980 | 860 | 120 | BB | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T5 0 out(s) | 1 | S. Jay Cutler | 336 | 666 | 330 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T5 1 out(s) | 1 | Nelson Van Halen | 619 | 413 | 206 | K | 0 | None |
| 12.14 vs BAL | T5 2 out(s) | 1 | Natasha Kanyon | 966 | 952 | 14 | HR | 2 | None |
| 12.15 vs BOS | T5 1 out(s) | 1 | Tony Pizza | 270 | 908 | 362 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.15 vs BOS | T5 2 out(s) | 1 | Henry McCade | 823 | 733 | 90 | 1B | 0 | None |
| 12.15 vs BOS | T5 2 out(s) | 5 | Fin 'Shark' Maddox | 672 | 127 | 455 | RGO | 0 | None |
| 12.15 vs BOS | T6 0 out(s) | 0 | Dixon Uraz | 157 | 420 | 263 | K | 0 | None |
| 12.15 vs BOS | T6 1 out(s) | 0 | Norm Niner | 420 | 504 | 84 | 1B | 0 | None |
| 12.15 vs BOS | T6 1 out(s) | 1 | Norm Niner | 738 | 250 | 488 | CS 2B | 0 | None |
| 12.15 vs BOS | T6 2 out(s) | 0 | Little Cook | 250 | 1 | 249 | FO | 0 | None |
| 12.17 vs MIN | T1 1 out(s) | 0 | Ping Pong | 946 | 591 | 355 | RGO | 0 | None |
| 12.17 vs MIN | T1 2 out(s) | 0 | Jiggs Kingman | 669 | 246 | 423 | RGO | 0 | None |
| 12.17 vs MIN | T2 0 out(s) | 0 | King Kruul | 56 | 720 | 336 | K | 0 | None |
| 12.17 vs MIN | T2 1 out(s) | 0 | Lou Zrectum | 888 | 450 | 438 | RGO | 0 | None |
| 12.17 vs MIN | T2 2 out(s) | 0 | New Age Ms Frizzle | 195 | 284 | 89 | 1B | 0 | None |
| 12.17 vs MIN | T2 2 out(s) | 1 | Harry McPotterson | 5 | 225 | 220 | K | 0 | None |
| 12.17 vs MIN | T3 0 out(s) | 0 | Arthur Vandelay | 613 | 675 | 62 | 1B | 0 | None |
| 12.17 vs MIN | T3 0 out(s) | 1 | Homer Nocker | 445 | 13 | 432 | DP | 0 | None |
| 12.17 vs MIN | T3 2 out(s) | 0 | Corbin Christmas Carol | 788 | 99 | 311 | PO | 0 | None |
| 12.17 vs MIN | T4 0 out(s) | 0 | Ping Pong | 365 | 800 | 435 | LGO | 0 | None |
| 12.17 vs MIN | T4 1 out(s) | 0 | Jiggs Kingman | 119 | 1000 | 119 | 1B | 0 | None |
| 12.17 vs MIN | T4 1 out(s) | 1 | King Kruul | 349 | 296 | 53 | 2B | 0 | None |
| 12.17 vs MIN | T4 1 out(s) | 6 | Lou Zrectum | 567 | 410 | 157 | BB | 0 | None |
| Game | Inning | OBC | Pitcher | Pitch | Swing | Diff | Result | RBI | Run | bWPA |
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